Sunday, October 30, 2011

SUNDAY FUNNIES AND GIVEAWAY WINNERS!

I don't show a lot of funnies on my blog, but his one cracked me up so I thought I would share it!


 SENIOR H A LLOWEEN... 

  

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9.  You have to have another kid chew the candy for

you.

8.  You ask for high fiber candy only.


7.  When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, 
you lose your balance and fall over. 


6.  People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' 
    A nd you're not wearing a mask.
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5.  When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...' 
  A nd can't remember the rest.


4.  By the end of the night, you have a bag full of
restraining
 orders.


3.  You have to carefully choose a costume that

won’t
dislodge your hairpiece.


2.  You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood

with a walker.


And the number one reason Seniors should not go 
Trick Or Treating...
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1.  You keep having to go home to pee.


No matter, have a H A PPY H A LLOWEEN anyway.
I'm joining Seasonal Sunday's Here

  
Thank you all for entering my Shutterfly giveaway!  The three winners are!

The Cat Guy @ Four White Paws



Please email me and I will send you your code for 25 free Shutterfly cards!  

Have a wonderful fun and safe Halloween!

Linda

11 comments:

Glenda/MidSouth said...

Cute !! :-D
Congratulations to the winners!
Glenda

Wanda @ Just Vintage said...

LOL #1 and #7. I own those.
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I'm still grinning.

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

A great chuckle! Happy Halloween Linda:@)

Jan@southernjunkin' said...

Haha! Too cute!!

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

Oh gosh - #9....EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! :)

Jean said...

So very cute! Happy Halloween!

Gina said...

LOL! So cute!

bj said...

hahaaaa...this is too cute and, daaaaang, most of it is true. :))

Chatty Crone said...

Good ones Linda - had some laughs even at the expense of us older ones!

sandie

Grammy Goodwill said...

How did I miss this post? hahaha

Annesphamily said...

HaHa! So cute!