I don't show a lot of funnies on my blog, but his one cracked me up so I thought I would share it!
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for
you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
A nd you're not wearing a mask.
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5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
A nd can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that
won’t dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood
with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a H A PPY H A LLOWEEN anyway. |
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Have a wonderful fun and safe Halloween!
Linda
11 comments:
Cute !! :-D
Congratulations to the winners!
Glenda
LOL #1 and #7. I own those.
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I'm still grinning.
A great chuckle! Happy Halloween Linda:@)
Haha! Too cute!!
Oh gosh - #9....EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! :)
So very cute! Happy Halloween!
LOL! So cute!
hahaaaa...this is too cute and, daaaaang, most of it is true. :))
Good ones Linda - had some laughs even at the expense of us older ones!
sandie
How did I miss this post? hahaha
HaHa! So cute!
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